Greatest athletes to ever live. They’re good at everything, give them a sport and they’ll go pro in it.
“How is he good at everything?”
“That’s Wyatt Woods, that’s how”
The act of stomping on someone's freshly squeezed shitlog
William, did you hear? World renowned scat artist Steamy Stacks released a new porno called "Wood Stomping".
When you aren't sure that the thing turning you on, should be turning you on.
When you are confused about the nature of what is giving you a boner.
Today when I saw a car crash I got so horny. I had mixed wood for about 2 hours.
The act of planking on your wood, or boner.
He did an amazing wood plank, almost breaking his penis in the process of the stunt.
Woo-dely Too-dely When you're just so darn happy something turned out the way you wanted it.
Hot Dang and Woodely Toodely - THAT turened out well!
Is when a man has four children by four different woman said children can be born years months or weeks apart
Hey girl I hear you been fucking with drock and you pregnant now you this official makes him Home Depot approved he's a 4x4 he got that hood wood not that good wood
Is a guy who gives grad to the Neighbor hood and even to his dog mutley who he f**ks every night like a ritual