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When a guy is hot but there is nothing special about his hotness, in other words, you recognize that he’s hot but you’re not attracted to him
Jack Ryan from 16 Candles is hot but like basic hot
A very smelly fart. It can be loud or silent, but it is always very potent.
John dropped a hot zester and a flock of birds fell out of the sky
An attractive lesbian woman who just can’t seem to get it together.
Usually a total disaster, super disorganized and runs through women like she goes through underwear.
I think she’s so hot but I don’t think I’d ask her out.
Me: don’t. She’s a total hot messbian.
When you take a steamy shower and right after without drying off take a shit and the steam comes off the shit and up from the toilet.
What’s all this steam? Oh it’s jus from my Hot Fudge
A gastrointestinal puff of wind so hot that it achieves a blue hue.
I'm gonna hot smurf on your baby if you don't let me eat the last cheetoh.
Hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.
In sexuality, when a girl is horny, resulting in having her sexual organ over-heated.
Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date yesterday night?
Mattia: Oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, I'm a wanker and I didn't put the spoon in the pot.
An absurdly pompous, juiced-up body builder, easily enraged, emotionally unstable, mostly a toe walker.
Hey, check out Hot Honez over there. He just called me babes and I don’t even know him!