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We all know what the Xbox is, a revolutionary gaming console (aside from the Playstaion 3.).
However, Xbox LIVE can be used as slang for boxing. Controllers being the gloves.
Person 1: Hey man, wanna play some Xbox live?
Person 2: What game are you playing?
Person 1: Friday Night Fight live!
Person 2: Sure!!!
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A show that was funny in it's first 10 years, but has sucked since 1995. Only dedicated fans still watch it and it is currently residing in the dumpster of TV. While it used to showcase brilliant talent and comedians, it now produces one-joke lameasses like Will Ferell and Jimmy Fallon.
John the Dumbass: Did you watch Saturday Night Live last week?
Peter: No, who still watches that shit?
John the Dumbass: Omfg i do!1111111 Watching Tina Fey and Amy Poehler crack the same unfunny joke about President Bush they've been telling for the past 4 years sure is hilarious!!!!!11!!! And a music video about monkeys taking a crap on lettuce is just so smart and funny!!!!!11
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a hashtag started by dumb hoes who thought they could trend it, but instead it got flooded with fancams by kpop stans
"yall did you see how kpop stans flooded white lives matter with fancams, i respect you bruh"
"i know the power of kpop, you go gurl"
"it is what it is, stan kpop"
"black lives matter and thats on periodT!!"
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A girl/woman who gets on Xbox Live because she is too ugly to pick up guys in REAL LIFE. She is so fucking pathetic she always is in "groups" or "clans" with all males to get fake attention. Usually, she finds a few she likes the most and harrasses the shit out of them. She is usually a dark haired person never could be a blonde. Blondes have more class than to be on Xbox Live. It is for LOSERS. Any female that is on it is even more a piece of shit loser than a male. Gross. These people need real lives. Pathetic losers! Get a job or maybe a life!
Xbox LIVE WHORE: O-M-G! I am so fat. I ate a piece of lettuce today. I think I overate!
Xbox Live MALE LOSER: Aw, babygirl. You are not fat! You are the hottest chick on the planet!
Xbox LIVE WHORE: ~(Thinks to self-He is feeding in the palm of my hand)
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A trend.
how was black lives matter ?
a trend.
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The grimly-humorous phrase that you wheezingly/gruntingly utter in reply to a concerned-for-your-welfare companion/assistant/bystander after your having let out assorted screams and groans from acute joint/muscle-pain while performing arduous/awkward tasks, and he asks a bit anxiously if you're okay.
Dude #1, groaningly straightening back up with a heaped tray of assorted dusty debris after having been hunkered down behind a tools-cabinet to clean out the small confined area behind it: OW-OW-OW-OW-AAAAAHHHHHHHH-OWWWWWWW!!!
Dude #2, reaching over the cabinet to take the tray from him and empty it in a nearby dumpster: Jeez-Louise --- you okay, Man???
Dude #1, still wincing in pain and trying to catch his breath again: Yeah, I'll live --- just barely. Stupid fibromyalgia and Arthur Itis!
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When a middle-aged white woman askes if you are saved in the name of the only one true God in heaven and then continues to shit talk you to your face. You know this has happened when she says "Oh bless your heart!" and smiles. Preferably only uses essential oils for medicine.
White Woman: Have you been saved yet in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost?
You: No I Haven-
WW: Well that explains a lot
You: Ma'am I-
WW- No, I don't think you should speak sugar, you'll just embarrass yourself. BYE NOW!
You: I think I just got Live Laughed Loved
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