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When one holds their hands in the half-way point between fully extended arms in front of the body (as zombies are known to do when they walk) and close to their head. The hands are then turned in a clock-wise to anti-clockwise motion, turnig only about fifteen or twenty degrees in either direction, while one says the phrase; "Jaaazzz Zombies!"
Not to be confused with jazz singers, musicians, and enthuaists who have become zombies.
Person 1: Jazz Zombies!
Person 2: What the hell are you doing?
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Seems like zombie but is in fact something else.
Like infected, radio controlled, bad childhood.
Well my dear Elizabeth, this is just a zombie by proxy. They are infected by some virus
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the mental state of being SO messed up that you sit there and stare off, and at the same time your very sleep deprived. Usually happens when your blazed and drunk and you sit on the computer and drift off into space.
You need sleep bro, yer likeee...zombie status.
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When a guy is getting head, pulls out, blows in her eye then when she is temporarily blinded, claps her over both eyes so she stands up and walks with her arms out like a zombie.
Last night I was out drinking and I zombie clapped some whore
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the pervading theme throughout history of ideas, beliefs, practices and policies that refuse to die and are buoyed by their own sense of self-importance, appeal to religion or "tradition" and a desire to return things to "the good old days"
Zombie Apocalypse is happening all around us every day as evidenced by white haired old dinosaurs trying to enforce "decency" laws, restrict "inappropriate" behavior, and carry on the fear of the "7-dirty-words" that can't be said in a public broadcast yet are common speak among adults; old dinosaurs (politicians and mothers) trying to control popular speech and video under the guise of "protecting the children"
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The day after Thanksgiving (aka Black Friday). Cool people will dress up as zombies and hassle capitalist shop owners and customers. Do it on Friday!
Me and my buddy pissed off people at the mall as zombies on Zombie Apocolypse day.
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At the conclusion of oral sex the receiver turns around and farts in the performers face.
Dude I totally gave my girlfriend a zombie dusting last night after she was done giving me a blow j.
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