Random
Source Code
Random
when you take your pooppy dick and put it across someones face (where a mustache would be). Used for revenge, the D doesn't stand for dick, it stands for Davis
I'm going to give you such a D-stache for putting snow in front of my window
dark magician id like to f***
guy 1 : i summon dark magician girl!
guy 2:now thats what i call a d-milf
(abbreviation) In short, SUCK A DICK. In long-speak, the condensed, shorthand sequence of print heralding defiance, contempt and disgusting indifference stopping short of outright hatred to its intended recipient Simplistic, straight to the point, and more oftentimes than not easy to translate without any previous exposure to the sequence. Coined, created and transcribed by well known International Phrase-coiner and Exhibitionist N. Nick in his successful attempt and creation in producing in abbreviation that was sincere and heart felt degradation to its intended yet remaining not overtly profane and blatantly vulgar to nearby witnesses.
Touring some of the town’s more seedy and dingy parts John and Paul amused themselves as they attempted to decipher and interpret some of the local color bursting in multiple colorings and shadings. “Ehhhhh” sang John, in that absolutely aggravating as Fuck English accent everyone seems to notice, “Wonder wot that over there in red and black paint is supposed to be about?” Reading it aloud he began “S-a-D” seeming to make his reproduction sound like a question. “Shit, you’re such a dumbshit, John, ‘Suck A Dick’, Muthafucka, what the bloody hell’s wrong with you?” Paul asked noticeably aggravated and impatient. “Suck A Dick, Suck A Dick, Suck A Dick… Suck This Dick, Jesus-fucking-Christ already. Suck A Dick, John. Go fuck-all, muthafucka”.
Getting sex from a man when he feels bad for you; He is giving you sympathy sex
The girl pretended to be having a bad day so she can get the Sympa-D from Johnny.
Johnny: "She wants the Sympa-D because she had a bad day."
Acronym for Double Day-Old Balls. Mainly associated with college students who haven't bothered to shower in at least two days and are now starting to notice a lower half aroma ascending towards their nostrils. Can be particulary problematic when the student is getting some face time with a pretty girl.
I can't be trying to tap that shit when I got D-DOB.
4👍 1👎
An infamous earth science known for his extremely large sister and not teaching anything during class
Student 1:what did d-milz teach us
Student 2: nothing
the meaning of life its self ;the reason the sun rises and sets ;the thing that makes jello jiggle
the secret ingredient in Coke; the beez third nut ...it's everything you need to know...and even more of what you don't
Teacher: ...so that would mean the subtotal would be ?
Student: Sunn!D.
Teacher: Wow! A+
Kid: Mommy were do babies come from?
Mommy: Sunn!D
You: Why should I continue living?
*voice whispers* Sunn!D...