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National Milf Gillies Day

august 15th is the day where we celebrate Liz gillies for being a milf!

hey guys, it’s national milf gillies day today! let’s all go tweet Liz gillies about how much we love her milfyness

by lizgilliesisamilf July 30, 2021


Sputnik Milf

There is a plenty suburbs and boroughs in post-soviet countries that are called 'Sputnik' in the name of the first artificial Earth satellite. There are many drunken and funny milfs walking here and they looks like weird due to their overmakeupping. So if someone is overdozened with cosmetiques and make up and drunken or looks like drunken and not young , so she/he could be called like Sputnik Milf

- What's wrong with that woman?
- ???
- She has two pairs of lips: own and drawn makeup one!
- OMG! SHE IS SPUTNIK MILF!

by KlausBorski June 17, 2022


Milf whip

Mom ride; the type of car a hot mom would drive.

Damn, did you see Jennifer driving around in that milf whip?

by Kountrackula May 21, 2021


Milf cupcake

A badass chick. One of the most beautiful people you’ll ever meet. Incredible green eyes, and legs that don’t stop. She has a great sense of humor, is always willing to laugh with y

You should get yourself a milf cupcake, you’ll have the time of your life

by Fireside-94 September 28, 2022


Milf waxer

A professional at going down on women and rubbing his bald head in there no no square , for both removing hair and keeping a super shine on his bald head.

How do you keep your head so shiney and smooth? I use that milf waxer.

by Arodnation636 February 18, 2021


milf jin

Milf Jin is basically Kim Seokjin, but as a milf🥶🥶

Milf jin is sexy🤑🤑🤑

by Sun Cloud October 11, 2020


Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.

Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019