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a Yosemite Sam

the act of giving someone a mustash wiping menstral blood on the upper lip of the other person. This can be done to a man or a woman but is typically done to a man, by a woman, as a form of revenge, after she has been on the receiving end of a dirty sanchez.

That bitch gave me a Yosemite Sam last night and said, "that's for giving me a dirty sanchez two weeks ago.

by Mr. Thomas January 11, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


sam zags

a cunt who has no friends and is the hugest gap. he is a pussy and fake at times but some hoe has 18 girlfriends. he is the kind of person who will live in him parents basement for the rest of his life

oh that guy is a loser...,he is clearly a sam zags

by your mom who is a hoe February 25, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


pulling a sam

when you make a joke or do something only you/they think is funny, and everyone laughs not cause it was funny but because you are acting dumb

pulling a sam
sam: yeah i went up to the girl and i was like where did you get that shirt the dollar store
everyone: laugh(but at him not with)

by yuroga February 7, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sodomizin Sam

A man more commonly known as the Sodomizing Sidekick, alter- ego and henchman of the Fellatio Fag Fairy.

Sodomizin Sam definitely got his man this time; he's covered in cum all over.

by Tronathon January 22, 2007

46๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sam Peckinpah

The Greatest action director to come out of the U.S.A.

The Wild Bunch has one hell of a final shoot out.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba August 17, 2005

31๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty sam

A gay whore named Sam who loves getting fucked in the ass and would love to see a gaped ass while also fucking a guy.

omg did you hear about that dirty Sam heard he was ridden with his 10 incher

by I love 17 inch dildos April 16, 2020

75๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


microsoft sam

The voce module that comes with 200 and XP to help blind users use the computer. also very funny to make say things..

Funny things to make microsoft sam say:

1. piss! Piss out the ass!

2. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

3. fuck shit piss cunt tits cocksucker motherfucker twat

4. just mash the keyboard and ask Sam to pronounce what results.

by g-pain November 29, 2007

84๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž