Wonder-Bed Cumgasm

A Wonder-Bed Cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood and blows his load all over his bed.

I woke up with morning wood, so I gave myself a Wonder-Bed Cumgasm!

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shoot the bed

amazing phrase that austin mahone's computer and savieeclairemay made up on the twitterverse. it could mean anything.

gosh darn just shoot the bed already

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shitting in bed awake

Any situation that you have to overcome that is so easy and takes no effort at all.

Person 1: Man this motor is going to be a bitch to take out.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.

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Bed, Bath, and Beyond

A sexual act consisting of one partner defecating into a pillow case. The case is then tied closed and used, pillow fight style, to beat the other partner.

Hey, did you hit that shit last night?
Ya, man, and when we finished, I gave her the old Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

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naked bed wrestling

an alternative word to sex

1st man: whats all the bangin coming from upstairs?

2nd man: its peter and john their naked bed wrestling the dirty bumlovers!

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pee in da bed

peeing da bed

pee till bed go yellow

warm snack for friends

good surprise for bed shares

peeing da bed gets hella HOESSSS

peeing da bed clears toxins from bladder

the true mark of alphas

BETAS DONT FUCKING GET IT.

pee in da bed=cool kid shittttt

pee da bed.

liana: can i pee in da bed??

jenna: wtf…. no?

liana: 🟡🟡🟡🟡 oppsies i pee in da bed…😭

jenna: bitch tf

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went to bed with chickens

sleeping very soon at night

I was very tired last night so I went to bed with chickens.

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