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Shark Head

Someone who is so totally completely pan-handled that their friends would be able to place a punctured inflatable shark toy on their head with little resistance and proceed to chant "He's got a shark on his head, shaaark on his heeadd!" if they so pleased.

Look at hessy, man, he's chasing all the seagulls!
I know mate, but let him off, he has got a massive shark head afterall.

by BigOldSharkHead August 30, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Park Shark

A "Park Shark" is a woman who goes to skate park - without a skateboard - to court typically male skaters. They will sit on stair sets, ledges, and rails blocking the path for fellow skaters. The Park Shark uses a special technique when courting skaters; they will approach their prey and ask what tricks they can do, whether or not the skater actually lands the trick the Park Shark will act amazed followed by more flirting, etc. Anyone who's see's a park shark or is approached by one should migrate to a larger group of skaters as Park Sharks are known to only prey on individuals. A skate park that contains a large herd of Park Sharks is known as a Shark Park.

Yo dude you wanna hit the down rail next to the set?

Can't man, some park sharks gettin on that guy and the bitch won't move!

shit son!

yeah... should we truck fuck em?

...ok...

by pooptrack May 3, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


shark pussy

A pussy that bites off anything that goes in, just like a shark

Damn! I stuck my finger in her shark pussy and not i dont have a pinky!

by 12logan121 February 8, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


SHark Bite

When your and some other people are riding your skate boards and one of them accidently gets too close behind you and hits you with their board.

Usually knocking you off balance, causing you to wipe out.

Rob: Dude I was riding with kevin the other day looking for a sweet spot and I totally got a shark bite from him.

Ryan:What happened dude?

Rob: I wiped out, i left some skin o nthe road.

by Rob[941] July 11, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Land Shark

A race car that circles it's pray before killing it at the line.

try him he like bate... red cars taste best

Land Shark it eats it's pray on the starting line and burps it out at the finish line.
Takes as many victims as it can on race days

A race car that is deadly on every run

by the land shark July 20, 2011

32๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baby Shark

๐ŸŽต baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo baby shark doodoodoodoodoodooo etc. ๐ŸŽต only the best song ever
Also the young chirren of shaakks

Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo baby shark doo doo dooo doo

by @username September 7, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


shark puppet

ew

shark puppet is so ew

by ะต May 4, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž