ignorant car

This is that fucking know it all dick face that’s never wrong and thinks all others are idiots. He is one cheap mother fucker who wears pants that were purchased at the food market. He would eat dog shit out of the trash can to save a couple of nickels. And most of all he is a lazy steaming pile of shit, just like most of the words that come out of his mouth that only seems to close when there is a cock in it.

That guy is such an ignorant carl, I would like to clean my asshole with his tooth brush.

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Thanos car

The best type of car

Cars nickname:sneaker chin

It will erase you in any type of challenge,Thanos car is big and carries a lot of Thanos bricks,larger then Jupiter(not really)buy one now.

Hey dude wanna hop in my Thanos car

OMG YOU HAVE A THANOS CAR

YUP

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Park A car

When you bring your car to a halt, and leave it in a stationary position.

Or, when you blow some fat rails of coke off your homie Josh's ass.

Hey, Josh, can we bring your car to a halt, and leave it locked and secured.

Also, after we park a car would you mind removing your pants, and allowing me to snort some coke off your ass?

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car toad

A useless creature who, when on a road trip, never (or rarely) leaves the car to use the bathroom or get food. They can typically be observed with a pillow, blanket, or gameboy-like object.

We stopped to use the bathroom at 7-11 but Jenny the car toad didn't have to go.

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Jap Car

The only exception with the word ‘jap’ that doesn’t make it offensive cause the Japs did revenge to America by destroying their auto industry with their crazy reliable car.

A car that looks totally fucked but the fucker still runs at 400K miles on the clock.

I got this jap car 5 years ago when it had 350,000 miles on the odo, I only had to replace the serpentine belt and do oil changes.

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Car Oreo

Synonym for a ginger's penis. This term applies only if the penis has never seen action and/or is stricken with the gout. It is well known that the Russian pilots who flew the MIGs in Top Gun had Car Oreos, and that's why Goose took that picture and Maverick shot those Commies down.

The term derives from the tendency of gingers to sneak to the car and perform sad, deranged sex acts with a box of oreos (as they find it difficult to use their car oreo for anything else.

That Guy with the car oreo is on the highway to the Danger Zone!

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Treble car

When a lowrider rolls up and all you hear is tss tss tss tss tss chhhh but no bass

Dude, check out that treble car cruisin for hoes around the high school, he'd do better if he could afford some bass

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