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Alaskan YMCA

A YMCA where men go to jerk their dicks when the cum dries and becomes flaky you can play in it as you would snow

Bro wanna cum (pun intended) to the Alaskan YMCA

by BIG M23 February 16, 2022


Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.

Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!

by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023


Alaskan powerwash

Like snow on a monument being washed off. When she gleefully accepts your manly decorations on her face. And now you need to clean her up before her dad sees , you proceed to hose her off with the contents of your bladder

She smiled in joy to receive his load on her willing face, he preceded to give her the Alaskan powerwash.

by Dangleebals October 10, 2023


alaskan patty melt

Alaskan patty melt a sex move involving ketchup mustard and relish on a cold winter day in an igloo Eskimo kissing

Hey baby you want to go play at my igloo let me show you my Alaskan patty melt

by G0M3R PYLE April 2, 2016


Alaskan Shrekmantha

When you cut a hole in the front of your shrek body pillow and then fill it with shampoo and proceed to fuck it until you cum 10 consistent times.

Today I did an alaskan shrekmantha to a pillow.

by BIG M23 February 15, 2022


alaskan bull worm

Alaskan bull worm is a direct example of Haley Harbor.

Omg guys be careful it’s an alaskan bull worm.

by Savieona September 22, 2021


Alaskan Bullworm

When a man has Demonic Dick.

I can’t leave him alone y’all he got that Alaskan Bullworm.

by Bougetto June 3, 2024