A YMCA where men go to jerk their dicks when the cum dries and becomes flaky you can play in it as you would snow
Bro wanna cum (pun intended) to the Alaskan YMCA
Noun
A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.
The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.
Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!
Like snow on a monument being washed off. When she gleefully accepts your manly decorations on her face. And now you need to clean her up before her dad sees , you proceed to hose her off with the contents of your bladder
She smiled in joy to receive his load on her willing face, he preceded to give her the Alaskan powerwash.
Alaskan patty melt a sex move involving ketchup mustard and relish on a cold winter day in an igloo Eskimo kissing
Hey baby you want to go play at my igloo let me show you my Alaskan patty melt
When you cut a hole in the front of your shrek body pillow and then fill it with shampoo and proceed to fuck it until you cum 10 consistent times.
Today I did an alaskan shrekmantha to a pillow.
Alaskan bull worm is a direct example of Haley Harbor.
Omg guys be careful it’s an alaskan bull worm.
I can’t leave him alone y’all he got that Alaskan Bullworm.