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A mental sanatorium established in Abu Dhabi, UAE in 1982 by the honourable Abdulla Al-Neweis. Tucked into a dusty corner, the cardboard school as it is popularly known, contains 'a swimming pool that is always being built next year', lame-faced lame-duck teachers, depressed students on the verge of suicide(unfortunately no deaths), & the most ridiculous school politics.
Apparently the LATEST rumour...'it's gonna close down' along with other shitty gossip of 'embezzlement of funds'...phew & what not.
Those cool kids ova there go to Al Worood Academy Private School.
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Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to cock, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may accuse friends and/or family of sending them dick pics or pictures with hidden cocks in it, when in actuality there will be no cock in said photo. A small penis usually accompanies this.
Jason: I’m not opening this video there’s gonna be a dick…
(Ding dong)
Delivery man: “Pizza delivery for Jason!
Jason: “Go away i know you just want to show me your dick!
Bob: “you need to relax brother, it’s the pizza I ordered….why won’t you look at me right now?
Jason: “nice try but i know your dicks out”
Bob: “Jason I think you got a case of the
“I-see-a-cock-al-itus”
a famous phrase by fred from the series fnafhs, created in the song ‘soy mas fuerte que tu’. say it to joke with your friends.
A: “shadow freddy vuelta al ruedo”
B: “AHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY”
A: “ikr”
Defecar, Expulsar o expeler los excrementos por el ano, Hacer Caca.
Amor, pasame el papel de baño. tengo que Tirar al AMLO de cabeza.
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He is a girl with many names, some refer to her as Abdul mohsen and others call her Aligation. She ruins everyone's jokes and always says other people's jokes out loud.
Man 1: Bruh you stole my joke
Man 2: Yeah I'm pulling off an Abdul/Sayed/Al/Ali Mohsen
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A school that births most cool guys in Abu Dhabi, and births Grade 10 & 9 7ashkals, it contains great guys like, Pump, Victor, Omar R., Mahmoud A. , Mahmoud H. , and others...
Most of the people in Grades 11 & 12 of 2019 are cool as well.
Oh my god did you see that 7ashkal?- Yeah he must be in grade 10 and probably in Al Nahda National School For Boys.
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