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Arse Fodder

Toilet paper or Roll used to clean up after you nip one off.

Excuse me darling! would you pass me a roll of arse fodder, I have just nipped one off.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 552๐Ÿ‘Ž


Face like a slapped arse

When bitchy girls think they are better than everyone and don't get what they want

Jeez look at the state of your one she has a face like a slapped arse

by Dunkin'dairy July 28, 2018

12๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


arse wax (ass-wax)

Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly often scented with eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & guards against unsightly clag-nuts.

Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.
He doesn't know his arse-wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse-wax!

by bagpus is a fairy cat March 17, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


face like an eagle's arse

a chick who is not a looker

my god, that bird has a face like an eagle's arse

by davegooner September 15, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


arse like a fresh bullet wound

The result of having an incredibly hot curry the night before.

Waking up with an arse like a fresh bullet wound

by grandslam90 January 12, 2009


arse wiping dog shagger

A person who In deeply looks and smells like a shagged wet dog and goes around thinking there all that when they speak from there arse and shag wet dogs

Oh look it's one of those arse wiping dog shaggers.'

by justanotherscottishbolk June 8, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


born with a silver spoon up the arse

When someone is overly snobbish or smarmy. The expression implies it is an everpresent part of their nature, ever since birth.

Alan was born with a silver spoon up the arse. That's why he has that accent and such....

by Brad Slocum October 25, 2005

62๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž