bitter asian

are males of the asian persuasion who are angry they have small digits, are of short stature, that asian women date white guys, and that the only way to get white girls out of their clothes is by being their dry cleaner.

My friend is a bitter asian, he's blames the fact that he's a 30 year old virgin on his ethnicity instead of the fact that he's not cool.

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Tangy Asian

A sex act in which a woman is laying on her side and you are able to lick her vagina and anus while she gives head to another male.

I met this crazy horny girl last night. My buddy and I took her back to my place where I gave her a Tangy Asian.

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asian cock

a penis that belongs to an Asian male or female.

''this yellow bitch got a huge Asian cock''

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Asian Parents

People who seem much stricter than they actually are. I have Asian parents and they don't get mad at me if I don't always get straight A's. They are a little strict but are also very kind and caring. (And, the doctor thing is accurate. They do want you to be doctors most of the time. But if you don't want to be a doctor they won't get mad.)

Person 1: I have Asian parents
Person 2: Oh...I feel bad for you
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Well, they yell at you and expect you to be perfect all the time
Person 1: No, they don't
Person 2: Really????
Person 1: Yes

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That's So Asian

Something so weird or strange it could only happen in Asia.

Dude check this random vid of Asian prisoners dancing to MC Hammer
Man, That's So Asian!

This Korean guy married a PILLOW; That's So Asian

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spastic asian

an asian that spazzes over hoopers, grades, nonsense drama, and dinosaurs.

why wendius! would you look at that spastic asian dinosaur!

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asian face

The face you make after staring at the sun for over 10 seconds.

Don't stare at the sun or you'll get asian face

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