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A term for when a female slips her hand in a males front pocket, grabs the penis and shakes it.
The girl near the bar looks really kinky, I bet she is a "Bacon Shaker".
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An absolute fuckin dumbass who can’t play widow maker for shit. Sucks at rainbow six siege and only plays ez operators just so he looks cool. Probably from the worst state (Ohio), and shucks corn all day. Also a fuckin simp, and can’t cop any hoes. Definitely has a micropenis, and deserves no respect. Fuck fearless bacon.
Boy 1: “Yo did you hear about that fucking dumbass who sucks at every videogame?”
Boy 2: “Oh, you mean Fearless Bacon? Yeah, he’s a little bitch”
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a fat hangover whose cause is the ingestion of too much bacon. normally occurs as the result of overzealous bacon consumption to alleviate a hangover due to alcohol.
Steve: Dude pass the bacon, I need pure grease to bounce back from that pub crawl last night.
Joe: Ok man, but don't eat more than a few strips or you'll get a bacon hangover too.
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A common phrase on Southern Wisconsin farms used to describe the act of performing oral sex on a fat and greasy penis.
Farmer Wilbur entered the house after cutting wood on a hot August day and hollered to Mert, "woman come out to the shed and choke on bacon."
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A British term for a police van or riot van usually containing the pigs (another term for police see pigs) hence the name Bacon Wagon.
Guy 1: Mate, drop that spliff there's a bacon wagon across the street!
Guy 2: OHHHHHHHHH FUUUCK!
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1. A new taste sensation from Burger King (hot fudge sundae served with two strips of bacon)
2. Using an abundance of Crisco as an anal lubricant
1. "Mmmmmm, I can't wait to try a Bacon Sundae."
2. "Mmmmmm, I can't wait to try a Bacon Sundae."
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Sliced thin, back and sides of a hog salted and dried or smoked.
Tom took the large pig and sliced him into a strip-of-bacon.
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