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STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, IT FUCKING RUINED MY LIFE, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP, I CANT TAKE IT, PLEASE END THIS FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS NOT RIGHT, ITS BEEN 5 YEARS SINCE IT CAME OUT, WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING THIS, THIS SHIT ATE ALL MY BRAINCELLS, THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED
+:bro look at this game its so fun we sh-
-:I CANT TAKE IT PLS STOP, IT FUCKING RUINED MY LIFE, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP, I CANT TAKE IT, PLEASE END THIS FUCKING SHIT, THIS IS NOT RIGHT, ITS BEEN 5 YEARS SINCE IT CAME OUT, WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING THIS, THIS SHIT ATE ALL MY BRAINCELLS, THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!
Stop being a bully!
Start being kind!
Carter: You’re so ugly
Olivia: You can’t say that!
It’s National Stop Being Mean Day!
When you say something outrageous, but clearly is also true. Usually told to someone who might take offence.
Jim: You have to be in shape to wear a midriff. Looks to me like Jenny needs to hit the gym
Mike: WTF--Jenny is my girl!
Jim: Then you should know.
Stop me when I lie.
Mike: Well…she does look like she has a nick-knack sack.
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The most effective phrase used to prevent an obese person from continuing to gorge themselves with an assortment of crap foods.
Tubby said, ``I'm fat because I got a glandular problem that makes me eat all the time.'' No, I said, ``Stop eating you fat bastard.''
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Before the Romans invaded England there was a small town in the south western corner of the British Isle. This part of the Island was well known for copious amounts of wild horses. Legend has it that it was impossible to tame these horses. People from all over Britain tried but all had failed.Day by day, the horses began to gather around the town thus cutting off all incomers and outgoes. The people in the town began to see this as a problem and sent people to find help outside of the town but the wild horses defeated them all. Eventually the town died off, but the legend prevailed, and the phrase, "Wild horses couldn't stop me" was used all over Britain.
"Are you sure she'll let you go?"
"Wild horses couldn't stop me."
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To have some sort of sexual interraction with a member of the opposite sex (or indeed same sex, depending on your orientation), but not go the whole mile and have actual intercourse.
"What did you do after you left the Hogs Head, Matt?"
"I was pretty drunk mate, I had to walk home via the bus stop"
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