Ha moment

When you get so used to typing 'haha', that you just type two letters over again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again.

Fiiinnnneeeenenenenenenennenenenenennene.
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Cucumber moment

When you are caught completely off guard by an object that is out of place and you instinctively jump back, like when a cat sees a cucumber on the floor and jumps straight up.

'Dude, I was rushing to class today and when I turned the corner I ran up on a vacuum cleaner next to the wall. I thought it was a Dalek about to 'TERMINATE!'

'Dude, that was a real cucumber moment.'

Rahul Moment

A moment in time when something so dumb happens, and your left dumbfounded. A period of time correlating to the IQ of Rahul.

I was sitting down out side and I watched this absolute Rahul moment of a lady mistaking a whole for a door.

yanderedev moment

when you get kicked out of the discord server of a game just for complaining about the asshole developers

- ..and then, i got banned.

- Bro that's such a yanderedev moment

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Edman Moment

An Edman Moment is when someone goes to any extent to prove their point.

Eg, Lying and spreading false information, False Flagging , making up non-existent terminology, nitpicking and reaching.

An Edman moment usually results in embarrassment and comedy to bystanders.

Post an Edman Moment most people will not take you seriously

A person having an Edman moment can simply be called "Edman"

"He really pissed me off with his Edman Moment"

"Ignore him, he's just having an Edman moment"
"He had a massive Edman Moment, he should really chill, it's not that deep"

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Status Moment

noun - When something happens in day-to-day life that's so notable that it's worth making a facebook status about.

Mark was petting his cat and it suddenly jumped on his crotch and started scratching him.

What a status moment!

Evelyn Moment

That time when you do something so stupid and so obnoxious you can’t even internalize it

Evelyn: holy shit I just killed my entire class
Everyone else: Evelyn moment