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When someone does not have ADD exhibits the symptoms of the disorder, to an extreme, for a short period of time, later coming to their senses and wondering "wtf was wrong with me?" Someone with ADD can have one too but it would only be normal, and therefore, not very funny.
"Hey, dude, you see that show yesterday?"
"Yea, and i was like, why is he wearing pink, i mean most guys don't wear pink, maybe he's gay, you know, yea, i think he's gay, do you think he's gay? i think he's gay. Well yea, then he ate that orange, i mean who eats oranges?, i once ate an orange and it sucked... OOO YEAH! that reminds me of that song by that one girl on the internet about how she wanted to borrow a top from her friend but her friend didn't want to give her the top and there was that one part and it was all like "I've already been to heaven, i've already been to heaven, i've already been to heaven... AND IT SUCKED!" I mean, that song is awesome but why would you make a song about a top you wanted to borrow and then say stuff about going to heaven, i never got that. That girl made some other songs and they were cool too but they were all dumb with no meaning. What's up with making music with no meaning, these days that's all that happens, i mean, there was that song about that kid who was a soldier and he had sex with people referring to the sex as "supermaning" the said "ho", and then there was that song by that band of metro-sexual men about how they wanted a girl to shake it. Music sucks these days, i mean no songs ever have any meaning, its like poop. I mean, it's like someone seriously just took a huge diarrhea on a piece of paper. That would be weird though wouldn't it? Defecating on a piece of paper. Why did i just use the word "defecating"? Why didn't i just say "pooping"? Well anyway, what were we talking about?"
"O.O, dude, what was that?"
"oh, wow. O.O i just had a total ADD blast"
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Mark was excited to get ass blasted in a hotel room with a bunch of guys.
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The ION4+ advanced electro-carbohydrate solution system that has been enhanced with vitamins B3, B6, B12, Sodium, Potassium, Calcium, and Magnesium, mixed berry and other natural flavors and is used to replenish internal fluids lost through perspiration. Designed as a sports drink by the Coca-cola company to be more effective than water but less destructive than contemporary energy drinks at providing energy to working muscles and taste incredibly satisfying at the same time. Available in 20 or 32 oz. polyethylene containers or in a dehydrated concentrated powder.
Mountain Berry Blast.... A.K.A. Blue Powerade.
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(Verb) To relate someone else's personal affairs to the world, esp. about sexual relations.
It was so obnoxious of her boyfriend to put shit on blast and tell everyone that his girlfriend put out last Saturday night.
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To masturbate while taking a hit of crack or meth, or some other inhailable dope.
I love taking at least ONE fap blast with each dime i get.
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Verb - A sexual act wherein a man has lude conduct with the folds of a women who is of a extraordinary girth.
Mike is flabber blasting that girl right now.
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When you take a lemon cut in half, put it in your partners mouth (who is laying on there back) Then you ejaculate(have sex to get close to climax first, obviously) on their face, take the lemon out of their mouth, and spray the lemon juices in their eyes, blinding them, and finishing with a cheeky skull fuck
MC Vagina: "Did You fuck Jane last night?"
Adolf: "Yeah, I gave her a citrus blast
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