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A term for anal sex without lubrication. The term is commonly used to express a painful experience - such as a scalding telling off from your boss.
I had better finish this work to a high standard or I will get dry bummed
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A jobless individual that spends most of his/her time traveling and avoiding getting a job and/or making money. Can usually be spotted bagpacking through Europe after college, spending their parents money.
I-Bums tend to deny their bum-status by stating that they deserve a break after college. They also tend to travel in groups, and rigorously post photos of their travels on their Xanga, MySpace, or Blog pages. They believe that by doing this, they do not qualify as a bum of any sort. However, bum-status is given to anyone with no job, no plans and no money.
Being an international bum, Joey decided to bagpack through Europe to delay getting a job.
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The unfortunate event when fecal residue is left around the anus and the person in question does an activity which involves great exertion. This exercise leads to sweating and consequently blends with the faeces to form a substance known as 'Bum Oil'.
Dude 1: that was a great round of tennis
Dude 2: yeah dude, but we should have stopped earlier, i've got bum oil running down my leg!
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A Pre-watershed version of an "Arse Bandit"
James: Is he a...you know...
Dave: A what?
James: An "Bum Mexican"?
Dave: What are you? 10 years old?
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The hard putty-like substance excreted from a wrinkled anus.
Did you want to taste my bum putty?
OR
Wanna taste my anal Gravey?
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Something that "hums" (stinks) which also comes from your bum. i.e farting..guffing, trumping...bottom vapours!!!
"Hey what's that awful smell"
It's Andy...he's got bum hum!
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Where a clump of poo gets stuck to your anal hair. You grab hold of said poo and pull it until it is removed. The poo takes with it a number of anal hairs during the removal which when placed in the palm of your hand looks like a spider. This is now a bum spider and can be used to chase your mates around and you will get similar reactions as if it was a normal spider.
Look at the size of this bum spider I just took out of my ass crack.
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