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Child of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-first cousin-pibling is a good person.
The first fundamental theorem of calculus states that (just trying to remember here), with F(x) being the antiderivative of f(x), while u stand for the upper bound and l stands for the lower bound, the definite integral of a function f(x) is equal to F(u) - F(l).
"Solve the integral from 2 to 3 of x^2" Well, this should be easy. Just use the first fundamental theorem of calculus.
The antiderivative of x^2 = (x^3)/3. (3^3)/3 = 9, and (2^3)/3 = 8/3. 9 - 8/3 = 19/3, which is equal to 6.3333333... Time to search this up on good ol' Wolfram Alpha. *Checks* Alright!
Performing cunilingus with or vaginally penetrating your own mother's vagina, which is where you came from aka your 'first apartment'.
"So Emperor Caligula, your mom's pregnant right?"
"Indeed. And it's no wonder with how much I tour my first apartment."
"I'm going to smile and nod so you won't have me executed."
HOLY SH*T DUDE I GOT A FIRST EDITION HOLOGRAPHIC CHARIZARD!!!!!!
You can't do anything right and no matter how hard you try and you think its good it ends up being bad. You're a firat class fuck up if you dropped out of high school or couldn't finish it and had bad grades or if you don't haveanything to do with your life except end up being a criminal or something along those lines.
Jake why do you have to be such a first class fuck up!!!???
The emotional state of being both aware that one owns the tools necessary for survival, while simultaneously feeling apathy and detachment from them due to their poor condition or low quality.
-"Dude! Don't leave your parked car unlocked with the windows down!"
" First world rock bottom. Like I care what happens to it."
(see also Gimme Gimmes)
A band filled with immense ass-kickitude, containing any combination of the following:
Fat Mike - Bass
Spike Slawson - Vocals
Joey Cape - Guitar, Vocals
Chris Shiflett - Guitar
Dave Raun - Drums
"Gee golly, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes sure are the best band ever!"
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