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Opposable Buttholes

Two or more jerks who can be easily manipulated into confrontational situations.

Kyle and Steve plus alcohol and those jerks will argue for days.. such opposable buttholes.

by angry lil bird June 18, 2023


butthole borage

getting hammered up the ass for hours on end

Timmy: my boyfriend and i had the biggest butthole borage last night

by jeremiah chandler March 30, 2008


bargain butthole

A butthole made available by its owner for a good price, i.e. a “bargain”.

Les apparently just ripped in to his bargain butthole... I don’t know if he can take more damage

by January 30, 2021


Butthole blisters

The aftermath of unlubed dry rough anal sex

Steve gave me butthole blisters last night.

by I'd disowned now March 9, 2017


Butthole Soliloquy

To make known one's feelings of satisfaction or discontent by farting.

"The service last night was so awful that I chose to express my dissatisfaction by issuing a Butthole Soliloquy ."

by Isrulius February 3, 2017


Butthole Guy

n. A pervert freak who checks out girl’s buttholes whilst they walk by. He couldn’t care less about ass or boobs because true beauty is what’s inside.

Dude, Anton is a total butthole guy! Did you see him staring at Nigyambay’s butthole?! Uuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!!! 😫😫😫

by buttcrackjewguy October 15, 2022


Fizzy Butthole

Variation of the Fizzy Bum to be conducted by a licensed professional. Dissolve Ecstasy tabs in Diet Coke. Drop mentos into container and insert into rectum creating an initially violent reaction followed by a caffeine and ecstasy induced euphoria. Side effects include but are not limited to:
1) Severe blisters and peeling skin. ...
2) Blisters around the mouth. ...
3) Red, painful palms and feet. ...
4) Shooting pain, numbness and tingling. ...
5) Loss of smell. ...
6) A painful, permanent erection.
7) Unusual urges for sex and gambling. ...
8) Nightmares and vivid dreams.
9) Intestinal distress and violent diarrhea.
10) Death.

The clown junkie went to the downstairs massage parlor, paid $85 and got a fizzy butthole; then he died.

by NOLA2022 March 15, 2022