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When a bitch with crabs has smell pussy
“Hey bro, she has a stinky carpet spider, don’t mess with her”
When two women engage in rubbing their vaginas together.
"Sarah and Megan had a few drinks before they rubbed carpets"
"After some heavy petting, Tiffany asked Tanya to Rub Carpets"
Dune coon carpet cruiser is another name for the dot indians.
"You know your walking out of the gas station with a 30 rack and a fifth when the dune coon carpet cruiser is the cashier
when you drop a wet lolly on the carpet then the fluff sticks to it you shove it up your ass and suck the shite off it
To describe someones thick arse hair.
If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.
My arse hair is like a peanut butter carpet
A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.
The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.
The dripping delicious delight from a women’s bush hair.
Jake:”Hey did you see the latest episode of THE LAST HAIR, bro he sucked her carpet juice right off!”
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