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The state of feeling so hight the carpet feels like a squishy beanbag.
Guy 1: "Dude what if you put a carpet and a beanbag together"
Guy 2: "Bro that's already a thing, it's called a carpet beanbag! come get lit with me and I'll show you!"
Someone that has a fetish for long and thick pubic hair.
Isaiah i have seen Ellie's. You are a filthy carpet badger.
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A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.
The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.
A carpet colony is the spontaneous on your carpet that you regularly ejaculated on. It's often crunchy and scratchy to the touch.
I sat on Jim's couch and instantly regretting not wearing shoes. I found his carpet colony.
it's a phrase used to indicate that someone or something is making the problem worse.
today was a bad day, and you cheating is adding paint to the carpet.
The dripping delicious delight from a women’s bush hair.
Jake:”Hey did you see the latest episode of THE LAST HAIR, bro he sucked her carpet juice right off!”
You MasterBate so much and finish into your carpet so much it turns into a hardfloor
Damnit Luke your gonna have pookies carpet if you keep nutting on the floor this much