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The crusty red residue left on one's penis after vaginally fucking a girl on her period
"My penis is covered in chili."
Or
"Do you want a mouthful of chili?"
Chili’s are just another way of saying man boobs.
Person1: Hey, what do you call a fat man‘s pecks?
Person2: Chilis.
A sex position and rare delicacy where a top uses a funnel to fill a bottoms anus with baked beans before anal sex. After finishing, the beans are emptied out into a bowl and eaten with a light garnish.
I had Tom over for some Lake Erie Chili last night. it was quite tangy.
Did you hear? Dan had to take a massive dump that destroyed their chili chamber. That’s why they didn’t come to work today.
Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
“She had to get asshole replacement surgery after receiving the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”
Before anal sex, provide your unsuspecting partner with a large dose of powerful laxatives. After applying a condom, coat your now erect penis with a thick layer of sexual lubricant, which, prior to, you will have replaced with tabasco sauce. Upon penetration, your partner’s rectum will immediately begin to swell and inflame, resulting in significantly increased pleasure. After several minutes of penetration, the tabasco sauce lubricant will have oozed out of the butthole, threatening the integrity of your condom, and risking exposure to the now puss-infused spicy shit sauce. At around this time, the laxatives enter the equation. Liquid shit floods your partner’s anal cavity, spewing around your throbbing cock and moistening the rectum. After ejaculation, you may force you partner to ingest the mixture of cum, diarrhea, and hot sauce, depending on whether or not he or she is still conscious.
“I had to get asshole replacement surgery after I received the dreaded Mexican Chili Pepper.”
When you have dick cheese (formally known as smegma) and a girl shits on your dick during anal to make a chili cheese dog.
I told you some girls like dick cheese, she made me a chili cheese dog last night!