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Being so fresh and so clean that you cant help but bursting out into a funky jam because of how sexy you are
"Aint nobody dope as me Im just so fresh so clean"
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-a more sophisticated way of saying "sucking him dry". Basically, men are continually producing semen, and after several days the urge to cum becomes unbearable. So his gf/wife makes him ejaculate via fellatio/intercourse (the ejaculation is often both powerful and plentiful), then blows him for several more minutes, sucking out the rest of his love juice and swallowing it. The last steps are highly recommended to insure he is completely dry and empty.
-"Pipes" refer to the long, twisting canals of the interior male genitalia.
Daniel had gone to the East Coast to visit grad schools and did not get a chance to masturbate even ONCE during the trip. When he got back to Berkeley, Jamie, his fiancee, sensed he needed to shoot badly so she sat him down and immediately got to work cleaning out his pipes.
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A synonym for " Something doesn't smell right"
LaToya Jackson has said in the media that she thinks there was an MJ conspiracy. In other words, she thinks that " somethin' in the milk ain't clean".
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A new hazing tactic used by Frats and Sororities across the nation.
The sister sorority’s pledges take a trip to a Mexican restaurant and must eat really spicy food. Afterwards they take laxatives. Then, they go outside and play volleyball or something else for a while to get absolutely drenched in sweat and develop really bad swamp ass. This is the preparation phase.
Next, the sister pledges are made to get on their hands and knees in a doggystyle position and the brother fraternity’s pledges are made to get behind them and stick their tongues deep into the assholes of the sisters. The boys are now the pipe cleaners. The sister pledges are supposed to ride their tongues in and out of their assholes using it like a pipe cleaner. Usually this is made to last at least 10-15 minutes. During this, the girls must try to fart as many times as possible. At the end of it, the girls with the 5 fewest number of farts must then become pipe cleaners for the girls with the 5 highest number of farts. So this produces the incentive to not lose.
Rules: Under NO circumstances is a frat pledge allowed to pull his tongue out of the girl’s asshole until he is told that the time is up. He could be subject to restarting AND being made to do it 2 or 3 times if he does.
There are no restrictions on how many times a sorority pledge can fart or how aggressive they are allowed to ride the tongue of the frat pledge. While shitting is not allowed, sharting is to be expected due to the laxatives.
I heard John went though the pledge pipe cleaning yesterday. He told me he can’t get the taste out of his mouth no matter what he does!
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Aiden. Aiden is a self-cleaning pocket pussy.
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The process of getting a tissue, towel or wet-wipe to clean up a sexual participant's stomach, anus, lower back, mouth or vagina following sexual intercourse.
Oh he's a great guy, he helped me "clean the house after the party."
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v. Get rid of evidence of a crime.
"It's time to clean up my shit before that asshole rats me out."
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