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Glass Closet

A glass closet is someone who is gay but claims they are straight, they will not come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because you can see that they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made of glass.

Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude! I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual Closet:
Gabe: You can see the clothes without even opening this closet, that's so cool.
Andy: Yeah because its made of glass idiot.

by lying on yo dead mama February 5, 2024


Glass Closet

A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.

Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.

by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024


closet hopper

A gay one hopping into another gay ones closet whilst jacking off

Mark is such a closet hopper

by Assclapper6969 July 5, 2019


Closet Neo-Nazi

A person who is secretly a neo-nazi who perfectly blends with apolitical people or anyone. They use burner accounts to troll SJWs and anyone they oppose.

How do you identify a Closet Neo-Nazi? Ironic memes and shitposts. (May not be guaranteed)

by Ronald Lee November 7, 2023


Closet smoker

A person that denies smoking meth

This closet smoker told his wife it was my pipe.

by Kobe Gigi February 18, 2020


return to the closet

A random gay/lesbian starts to hide his/her sexuality because of different reasons, after a change of situation/location, without stopping being gay/lesbian.

Gay A - Where is this sweatie, that Paul?
Gay B - He moved to Atlanta yesterday.
Gay A - Like this?
Gay B - Well, he made a return to the closet.
GAY A -OMG that horrrrribleeeee!!!

by AlbaricoqueBCDE December 8, 2013


Inside out closet

Someone who acts very gay but I’m reality is straight

He acted like an inside out closet after making out with another man.

by Your dad loves me January 28, 2023