college tennant

to rent in the student district, and know that you're going to get fucked over by your landlord in the form of shitty maintainance and getting royally fucked on your security deposit.

I knew I was a college tennant when my landlord wouldn't allow me to attend or even tell me when they were checking out my apartment (true story)

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Electoral College

A group of people, where most Americans think it is a school, actually decide the next president of the US.

Donald trump won the 2016 election by having more votes in the electoral college, despite having less popular votes than Hillary Clinton.

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cornell college

Set on a wooded hilltop overlooking scenic Mount Vernon, Iowa, Cornell College is a private, four-year liberal arts college. "Cornell College... lowering mens standards since 1853"

wow i like world of warcarft and dont have a life, i should go to cornell college

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college morning

(noun) 1. Afternoon.

College Student A: "I don't have the money right now, can I pay you back tomorrow?"

College Student B: "Sure, just come by tomorrow morning."

College Student A: "Okay!"

THE NEXT DAY, 9 AM

College Student A: "Hey, I have your money!"

College Student B: (waking up) "Goddamn it, I meant COLLEGE MORNING."

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Ferrum College

A beautiful college located in the mountains of southern VA. Where you can either sit in chapman and bitch about how much fun you're not having or get out there and join a club or organization that will broaden you're college experience. Keep it American with ΘXE or fancy with ZΘE. Make sure Officer Wells is on duty and you have a ride or a descent pair of shoes on when leaving trollville. Always make sure the guy your hitting on don't have a girl, bitches don't play. But beware of the mischief and mayhem that may be caused when hanging out with the wrong people... Most of all make sure the shit you talk can be backed up, cause we kill bitches for less where we come from.

Lucy: "Ay yo girr, what we doing tonight at Ferrum College?"
Jennifer: "Let's see what the ZΘE girls are doing tonight, they go super fuckin hard in the paint."
Lucy: "I just got a text, Trollville is poppin'."
Jennifer: "I got the burnettes if you got the sprite!!"

in unison: "LEGGOOOO!!!"

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Augustana College

Augustana College is a school in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. The schools is made up mostly of Athlete-Students and everyone that is not is most likely a Sioux Falls resident or a complete weirdo. This school is known for having extremely bullshit rules and having a extremely high amount of ugly women. Once you attend this school your standards will drop and you will develop a new code known as "Augie Hot", in which girls at the school are only "hot" becuase they attend Augustana and that if they were in the real world they would not even be looked at in a room full of mexican hookers. If you are looking for a party scene this is definately not the school for you, every weekend when you go somewhere you see the same kids everytime and all you will drink is Phillips Vodka, Ron Diaz rum, and Keystone Light. If you are looking for a true college experence this is definately not the school for you.

One dude said to another dude at a party at Augustana College, "That girl isn't even Augie Hot and i got my Beer Gogs on."

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hanover college

An extremely small private school in Hanover, IN with a lot of rich white kids.

Person 1: Hey! What's that school in southern Indiana with all the rich white kids?
Person 2: Oh, Hanover College?
Person 1: Yeah! That's the one.

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