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this means that bad things or situations always come in groups, they never come in a single way.
A: Guess what?!
B: What?!
A: Last night my car was stolen, anyway, misfortunes never come singly, I lost my wallet today.
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Used to disparage your affiliation with someone making a complete jackass out of himself. In college it almost always means “come pick up your drunk friend who can’t handle his liquor and is about to get his ass kicked, drive home drunk, or in some other way embarrass you and your fraternity.” Can also be applied during adulthood to mock your association with someone woefully unqualified claiming to be with your organization or institution.
Hey Stanford, come get your boy Dr. Scott Atlas, the radiologist (glorified X-ray Tech but with MRIs) directing Coronavirus policy in the United States. He’s on Fox News every day saying dumb shit like masks don’t work and everyone should catch COVID. He still claims to be with the Hoover Institution.
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She'll be coming down the mountain when she comes, Yee-Haw!
Sorry, I'm in RuralDictionary mood
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The act of inserting a small holiday candy (eg. kid-sized candy cane) into the urethral opening and allowing a partner to suck it out.
What did you and Carol do for Christmas?
She gave me a Santa Claus is Coming To Town. The mint still stings.
Nice bro.
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Shadow the hedgehog's a b*tch *ss motherf*cker He p*ssed on my f*cking wife, That's right, He took his f*ckin quilly d*ck out, and pissed on my f*cking wife, and he said his dick was T H I S B I G and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on twitter.com, Shadow the hedgehog, You got a small dick, Its about the size of this Walnut except way s m a l l e r and guess what? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. -vine boom- That's right baby, Tall points, No quills, no pillows, Look at it, it looks like two balls and a BONG. He f*cked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f*ck the earth, That's what you get, MY S U P E R L A Z E R P * S S! Except I'm not gonna p*ss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm p*ssing on THE MOON! You hear that Obama? I p*ssed on the moon, you idiot! You have 23 hours before the p*ss DDDDDRRRRROOOOOPPPPPLLLLLEEEEETTTTTSSSSS Hit the f*cking earth, Now get outta my sight, before I piss on you too.
Ive come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog's a b*tch *ss motherf*cker He p*ssed on my f*cking wife, That's right, He took his f*ckin quilly d*ck out, and pissed on my f*cking wife, and he said his dick was T H I S B I G and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on twitter.com, Shadow the hedgehog, You got a small dick, Its about the size of this Walnut except way s m a l l e r and guess what? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. -vine boom- That's right baby, Tall points, No quills, no pillows, Look at it, it looks like two balls and a BONG. He f*cked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f*ck the earth, That's what you get, MY S U P E R L A Z E R P * S S! Except I'm not gonna p*ss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'm p*ssing on THE MOON! You hear that Obama? I p*ssed on the moon, you idiot! You have 23 hours before the p*ss DDDDDRRRRROOOOOPPPPPLLLLLEEEEETTTTTSSSSS Hit the f*cking earth, Now get outta my sight, before I piss on you too.
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Someone that can turn their poop into wine.
Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."
Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"
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a common phrase said by snake gods/bus drivers in order to make them be followed . often used with a gesture which includes placing index fingers on temples and making snake movements
everyones fave bus driver that likes to say come with me guys
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