saying I am Catholic to prevent the police from harming you.
The black man did the Catholic cop maneuver to stop the officer from hurting him.
Cop-pucker: someone who kisses the ass of every cop that he/she encounters, regardless if the cop is đź’Ż a law enforcement stranger!
Kyra: gurl, that thot is undeniably quite the cop-pucker! It’s aggy to see her in cop-kiss-ass-mode! Sick af
Mimi: EW, Betch is whack cuz she’s just losing street cred
Kyra: ikr, def not garnering school extra cred. lolz makes me ctfu! No cap tho, she’ll always be smooching popo arse, ewwwwww!
A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy
John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs dad.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy
John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs mom.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
I didn't call the cops on anyone, she doesn't have the right to fuck that retard, and if I have to murder some kids to make you regret what you're doing here they deserve to die.
Hym "You're not going to hesitate to call the cops once I bleed this kid."
When cops take a break deepthroating roaring water at the store.
Shopper:I saw that cops water!
Emily:He sure is holding through it.
A subset of bafflegab intended both to lend glory to mundane events and to obfuscate unethical or violent actions. Examples might include “the alleged perpetrator proceeded in a northerly direction via vehicle” for “he drove north”, “sworn members” for “cops”, and “arrested after a brief use-of-force encounter” for “we beat him up”.
The press conference after the shooting was full of the kind of cop speak you’d expect from Public Affairs.