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/หkouหboi'ฤซdษs/
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An intentional lack of regard for danger or negative consequences to strategically help yourself. Using cowboyitis is a cunning tactic to provide self gain.
Sales Work Environment:
Client is avoiding purchase a product
James (sales rep): Why is it you do not want to buy this product?
Clay (customer): Cuz' man, this is expensive
James (now irritated after working with this client for 30 mins): Look man, this is the best of the best and there is no other place you can get this product. You either purchase it today or walk away and feel unsatisfied every time you look at women.
Clay (shocked but not offended): Ok you have a point, I'm not going to wait to make this purchase anymore. Ring me up
James completes the order and walks to Melissa, his sales manager.
Melissa: Give me a high five James, Great Job. That was pure Cowboyitis! Did not know you had that quality.
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Thinking you're a cowboy who grew up away from your true home out west, and being irritated with the way that your environment doesn't prove that you're a cowboy.
Some people found his cowboyitis as irritating as he found that he got about dealing with people.
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The deadliest being in the universe. Its complex brain-eating, ninja star throwing, universe traveling, Arg-saying, robotic wrangling skills are unstoppable... Plus, its super. It's like a fusion of Chuck Norris + Goku super saiyen 3 + Domo + Dracula + The Hulk + Fergie. Sometimes abbreviated as SZNSPRCV.
Person 1: "HOLY SHIT!"
Person 2: "WHAT?!"
Person 1: "I thought I just saw a Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp!!!
Person 2: "RUNNN!!!!!"
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He is a very bright detective with a PHD in pyschology and a MD in gynocology. His head is about a thick as a piece of paper. Fuck nigger assfuck?
Detective Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar P.H.D M.D is fucked up (claim mallory and nate)
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Feeling like somebody owes you a cowboy hat nine sizes too big for your time and effort, that money isnt enough.
His/her cowboyitis would outlast the coronavirus, or even a plague.
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a sharpner company
super cowboy usa hot dog rocket ship american sharpner number one
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A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.
He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.
That Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)just keeps getting sneakier and sneakier!
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