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The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.
first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth
then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way
well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
An expression of happiness from an unexpected satisfying event occurring
Wow! I got an A on my pre-cal exam! Well, ain’t that a ding dong dinner!?
When one persons sexual partner has intercourse with their toes in the vaginal area
“Last night my man’s toe-dinged me😊😊”
A place where you eat irons and do randoms thing and be stupid!
I an flappa dappa ding dong!
A person that you request by title on the telephone when you call and demand to speak to the booga wooga ding dong.
"Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who put the bugs on your booga wooga ding dong?"
A form of smoking device that uses suction from waterfalling to pull smoke into a plastic bottle and create milky hits.
Yo man, did you see George's ding bottle?
Yea that things greasy
I wanted to pleasure myself in the shower, but couldn't find my self cling ding.