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When you are so drunk that when attempting to have sex, you fail to make proper thrust movements and just wiggle and flop. Like a fish on dry land.
My boyfriend got fish drunk last night, it was so embarrassing...
A unit of time that varies in length, in direct proportion to how drunk the person who just told you "In a minute" is, i.e. the drunker they are the longer it will be before they get to it.
Ben said he'd be here in a minute, but it's been half an hour. I guess he meant "in a drunk minute."
The act of bidding on something on eBay while intoxicated. In the following days, the drunk bidder hopes that he/she get outbid and doesn't have to pony up the cash.
While drunk bidding, Jason was stuck with the horizontal band saw after no one outbid him.
The stage in night of drinking, where you cannot drink anymore. Like passed-out, but your eyes are open.
It was a little boring that my friend drunked-out around 11:30; we had to get a cab and call it a night before 2am.
An unspoken, unilateral agreement exonerating an individual or group of any consequence of any action performed while blind shit-faced drunk, or merely tipsy. Either way dude. Go nuts.
Judge: You stand accused of willful destruction of private property, public indecency, reckless endangerment, and assault for committing the act of defecating in, on, and around the gas tank of one Principal Gumblefudger, fully naked and covered in raspberry vinaigrette dressing and yelling "Fuck the British! Long live the Confederacy!", as the car was in motion and being driven by the principal's daughter, all the while in full view of the school's occupants as they assembled in the parking lot for the annual Casimir Pulaski day parade! Jesus Brother-Sucking Christ, do you have anything to say for yourself? How could you possibly plead to fully acknowledge the extent of your public malice?
Defendant: Sorry, I guess. Drunk rules.
Judge: Oh, my bad. Sorry dude, I didn't realize. Well shit. You wanna get a drink or something?
Defendant: Got any raspberry vinaigrette dressing?
Judge: Hells ya.
Defendant: Hells ya.
adjective
1. in a state of intoxication caused by an inhumanly excessive consumption of alcohol, usually by drinking an unreasonable amount of alcoholic beverages, (usually followed by, with, or on) feelings of elation, boldness, and in general being a badass. This state of mind usually leads to embarrassing karaoke, hitting on women with boyfriends or who are drug addicts, and may result in fist fights or getting shot/stabbed.
"Dude you got so 'bobby drunk' last night that we almost got jumped by three huge guys because one of their drug addict girlfriends liked talking to you."
(adj) - A lack of coordination and/or concentration while performing a task caused by the simultaneous use of a cellular device.
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Person1: that girl is staggering around trying to put a sign up while on her phone.
Person2: She's Phone Drunk.
#2.
Person1: Wow she crashed into that guy's car because she was distracted by her cell phone.
Person2: Sounds like she was Phone Drunk.