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1. Two people who are hopelessly in love with each other but Dylan just cant stick to one girl because he's a man whore Secretly Dylan only wants Kaylee. He simply cant live without her.
2. possibly the most stupid relationship of 2011
Girl 1: Wow he's so hot but i think he has a girlfriend
Girl 2: Yeah i know but i bet i could hook up with him
Girl 1: No forget it its a Dylan and Kaylee moment
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Most amazing couple ever to live
Cheyenne Lightburn and Dylan Davis, Cheyenne and Dylan
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The act of taking an above average poo on some ones chest while saying “oh fuck yeah bud!”
Things were going great until she dropped a big dylan on me
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Dylan Bell is a boy who drank puddle water and is now in hospital.
"Dude, you're such a Dylan Bell
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A kid born of culturally snobby parents who wears shirts of bands they don't even have the mental capacity to listen to yet in order to make their parents feel like they've given birth to something cool.
Did you see that baby with the Ramones onesie? What a Bib Dylan.
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A man with an abnormally large penis, formerly known as a monster cock.
Dylan Pohl's penis also tames all the bitches, including some men.
One of the most beautiful, rare, magical, and majestic sights around.
In short, dylan means someone with a large gorilla penis who likes to eat mangoes and relax on the beach.
His middle name is commonly known as "HasABig"
To be a Dylan Pohl, you must be at least 99% man, 83% cock, .1% feminem, and 200% dragon.
"Did you see Dylan Pohl's huge penis?"
"It was totally dragging behind him!"
"You can't handle the girth"
"I almost got 1/4 of his head in my mouth"
"That's more than me!!"
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The tranvestite man/woman with the smallest dick, if you are a fattie or a girl he doesnt want you. He's only into gender fluid sexually confused old men. He operates a poke-stop van parked outside of schools.
Cole: Did you see Dylan stazo, he tried to get me inside his van.
Brandon:He told there were free pokemon inside,"
Joshua: he had me lick a lollipop.
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