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When her pussy looks just as tightly squinted as her eyes. And it has hair grown just like the Texan Coastal Grass
I like to fuck that slant-eyed rice field pussy just like I like pounding mochi.
The smart one among a group of idiots.
The one-eyed king is teaching them to boil water
okay the blue eyed girl is the one who goes around asking questions never around never to be seen okay
BLUE EYED GIRL it's even a mystery to me 😄
okay the blue eyed girl is the one who goes around asking questions never around never to be seen okay
BLUE EYED GIRL it's even a mystery to me 😄
(Verb) When ones penis shrivels up inside ones body after witnessing a painful or traumatic event, especially penis inflicted.
(A man is running and slips, planting his face into the wall).
William: Ohhh ouch! That was brutal.
Robert: Uhhh, I totally just Snail-Eyed.
The look attained when squeezing tight the male scrotum in the bath so the balls look like flies eyes above the penis, which resembles the nose of the muppet named Gonzo
"Your genitals look like a fly-eyed gonzo"
The 3 eyed dildo is very expensive if you spent all your money on donating to Belle Delphine's OnlyFans spending almost £40 just to look at naked gamer girl pictures.
Leah: Hey girrrrl, you heard about that 3 Eyed Dildo? I might ask my boyfriend to get me one or i can just take his phone and use his card so he think's he lost his phone and it went under the bed. Well who cares if it's the same as every dildo at least I can show off!