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One who is is extremely gifted at guitar with very little experience or practice, who is extremely insensitive to those who need to practice and learn at a slower rate. This is not to be confused with good guitar players who worked their way to being good, or modest guitar players who are very talented. A guitar fag will do at least 3 of the following:
- Attempt to teach a beginner at guitar by giving them advanced solos and showing it once or twice and expect them to know how to play it, and abuse them when they fail to complete it
- Claim to be better than every guitarist mentioned by others
- Refuse to play with a band because they feel that the rest of the members are holding them down
- Excessively show off instead of just play etc, playing behind the head, with tongue, on top of the neck constantly
- Will go on long winded speechs of their abilities and not respond to the listeners attempts to guide the conversation elsewhere or respond to signs of them wanting to leave
Note able guitar fags include:
Yngwie Malsteen
Michael Angelo Batio
Steve Vai
"Quick, hide the guitars, dave is coming over and I don't feel like being one-upped for the next hour"
"Yeah, He's a total guitar fag"
*10 minute long solo* "Yeah it took me like a half hour to learn all that, you try it"
"Ive never played guitar before"
"I did it in a half hour! It was easy, try it"
"I don't know where to start, I don't know what Im doing"
"Give me that guitar, you're being difficult Im not showing you anything"
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Noun: Used to describe a gay or straight person that has surpassed the emotional level of a drama queen. This person is prone to childish behaviors including but not limited to temper tantrums, outbursts of rage, contradicting themselves, crying and arguing like a mega lesbian on the rag. All of this can occur without triggering. They have also been known to randomly end friendship nastily only to try to repair them later.
I made Brian a sand which and he went all drama fag and threw it across the room because he didn't like the color of the plate I put it on.
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Art Fag:
A pretentious individual who, although eventually graduating, never fully leaves the post pubescent mentality of a college student.
Consumed by the fear that if they are not individual and uniquely superior they are wasting away. They will go to great lengths to scoff at and insult finely dressed people for selling out to consumerism as they frequent forty dollar indie rock concerts with people half their own age and accessorize their second hand image with the latest in technical gadgetry.
They will always to a fault:
Use the metrics system in an inappropriate manner
They will be blatantly disdainful toward American sports and in turn cling desperately cling to soccer.
No picture can be taken without a special feature to demonstrate their superior eye. Altered states of perspective, lighting, and definitely in black and white.
Robert was such an art fag he took pictures at the handsome furs concert with his iphone set on sepia.
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James picked up all the sticks and put them in a sack, he now has a fag
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Blue Tooth or other hands free mobile device.
Where is my Ear Fag? I cannot talk on the phone and drive without it now.
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the name given to a gay or bisexual African-American man
Dan: "you're a real friend caddy."
Fag-nig: "thanks man I appreciate it
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Something that sits between two men at a restaurant, movie, or in a car. Can be a female or a tub of popcorn. The buffer prevents anyone from thinking the two males are "homos" and might be dating. Sometimes the fag buffer is actually a front so that two fags can go out and still be perceived as straight. The fag buffer usually gets a good meal, a movie and collects a lot of material for later extortion.
I went out with Bob and Gene last night and had to play fag buffer all evening. Straight men are so childish!
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