Fake Burberry

A once upper-market brand of clothing that has now become the symbol of chav. Chavs cannot afford the real, designer brand and so buy cheap, poor imitations from corner shops "daan-taan", thus destroying the brands good name. The trademark Burberry tan check is now more associated with chavs than rich people.

"Chavs can only afford Fake Burberry"

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Mad fake

refers to people, mainly popular girls, who are basically fake, as in they try to dress and look and act like something they arnt or their face is covered with makeup and their hair is all colored, which makes them look unnatural and fake.

That girl is mad fake.

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Fake Bling

Something of an oddity, & as far as I am aware, a rarity. Whilst most Chavs enjoy an unhealthy dose of jewelery/gold plated jewelery, those wearing Fake Bling are in possesion of a poor quality, cheap attempt at Bling. Fake Bling is often plastic, hollow & adorned with plastic diamonds & gold paint, one such example was a plastic padlock, that lacked a back, was painted with sparkly gold paint & worn in conjunction with a potentially real gold necklace by an extremely mo mo chav.

Kev: "Check out my amazing Bling!"
Average Joe: "Uh, that looks kinda plastic, in fact, I'm pretty sure those diamonds are stickers..."
Average Jim: "Its Fake Bling."

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fake moonlanding

Something a person you think is cute says or does that is so unattractive or stupid that you realize in that single moment that there is no way you can date them or continue to date them.

"I couldn't believe what she said about Iraq. It was a total fake moonlanding."

"I thought he was cute, but making me listen to Lil' Wayne in the car was a fake moonlanding."

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Salma Fake

(Pronounced- Salma Fayek)
Used for someone who has gorgeous tits that are apparently augmented.

Look at that big tit bitch. Salma Fake.

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Fake Fan

A fake fan is something that doesn't exist.
People who say someone who only likes a few songs or things made by a person is not a Real Fan is wrong
People are just fans in different ways

Person 1: Yo do you like Panic! At The Disco?
Person 2: Yeah, but everyone says I'm a fake fan cause I don't like their older songs.

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fake-up

to fake breaking up with a boyfriend or girlfriend to settle disputes with relatives or friends, usually family

Jenny and I had a fake-up because her Daddy did not like me.

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