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fat bastardry

going out to eat and ordering a large stack of pancakes ala mode as a follow-up to the meal.

I thought he said "pound cake ala mode" when she asked if we wanted dessert, but then she came back with 3 huge pancakes covered with ice cream, whipped cream and fudge! That's some serious fat bastardry!

by vish213 August 10, 2010


fat facing

When you have a phone with a keypad up to your face and accidentally hit some of the keys.

"I tried getting transferred to tech support, but I ended up fat facing the call and was transferred to sales."

by dhenning July 8, 2009


fat food

Any type of fast food. Fat is the long abbreviation of fast in "fast food" which makes it fat food... also the fact that fast food is usually extremely fattening, it works perfectly.

person 1- "I'm goin out, you want anything on my way back"
person 2- "Yeah get me some fat food, what you think!"
person 1- "K, what you want"
person 2- " BK nigga! or wendy's"

by super salty sauce November 16, 2010


fat-mily

a group of 6 people who stick together for eternal. always supporting each other, playing with each other and always the most important people to each other. unbreakable bond.

fat-mily is just goals!

by fatmily.jy June 21, 2017


Mob Fat

When a person gains weight but the fat gives the appearance of gained muscle.

AKA: Muscular but fat.

Officer Brian has gained a lot of weight, but he looks intimidating because he is mob fat!

by OT-2-B-Working.org June 22, 2012


Old Fat

A person content with their Obesity. Someone who has acknowledged they are in fact obese and is proud of it. Similar to old money and new money. Antonym of New Fat.

That dude with the Fedora, neck beard, and sweat pants eating McDonalds by himself is def old fat.

by bbuehl792 October 28, 2015

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Flying fat

When a fat person jumps and falls usually down stairs.

Did you see that guy flying fat.

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017