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Deans still fit

A group of “mean girls” that are often sly to members of Winstanley college

Oh look there’s deans still fit... what knob heads

by Deans still fit December 21, 2020


Lionz Den Fitness

a heap of shit placed neatly in the industrial district of small town daventry, what once was a great place to exercise with a cheap membership, great atmosphere and well looked after equipment is now a £35 a month mushroom infested mold covered broken down rusty waste of space. The settlers of Lionz den used to be a breed of advanced roided out massive lifters who would often give advice and treat you with respect, during the great push of 2023 they were replaced with roid raging pedophiles and arrogant fridge raiding weight snatching super setting bench hoarding brocolli haired gymshark wearing failed abortions (male and female we dont discriminate around here), the owner transitioning from welcome and bantering to a greedy twat who charges £1 for a plastic cup (true story btw) and refuses to fix anything or even clear out the mushrooms growing in the shower.
Overall Lionz den is a fall from grace going from cheap and accessible to expensive and uninhabitable

Have you been to Lionz Den Fitness in a while? i went in 2022 it was really nice
yeah i just went made me want to kill myself and curbstomp my first born

by notsomeonewhowenttolionzden December 12, 2024


Pussy Fit

The male equivalent to a dick fit. When a male makes a rude or crass, unwanted or inappropriate sexual advance on a female he doesn't know and she refuses, his resulting insecure name-calling is a "pussy fit".

Male: Hey, mama. Wanna ride on my motorcycle. I'll give you the ride of your life.
Female: In your dreams.

Male: Oh, well, when I dream I'll dream of someone thinner! You bitch! Slut!
Female:......did he just call me a slut for refusing a sexual advance?
Female 2: Yep. He's being an insecure little bitch, just can't believe that anyone would refuse him, I guess. He's having a pussy fit.

by sailtheplains September 21, 2013


tense fit

second skin fitting, 'super-slim' fitting jeans for emaciated, daccau, anorexic types...polar opposite of 'relaxed fit'

super model jane went shopping for some tense fit jeans

i layed off the beer, pizza, and shit sammiches and believe i can now wear my new tense fit jeans!!

by michael foolsley March 3, 2012


how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024


Squidward fit

When you rock the fucking brown fake polo wit no boxers or pants butt ass naked

That nigga wearing the squidward fit in his house

by Jah🐐 and Ramsey 💸 🍃 February 27, 2022


stinky fit

A south west of England saying, particularly in coastal regions. "Stinky fit" is a way of saying someone is really attractive.

"Did you see that girl that just walked past!? She was a 9!"

"Yeah man, she was stinky fit."

by sharkydave November 23, 2011