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I am very thicc unlike Noor who is very very very very VEEERY flat
Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.
when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..
When a white boy gets his ass beat and lays on the floor
If that boy don’t shut up I’ll make him a flat white
Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.
Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.
"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)
(Noun) a man who only has sex with ladies with such tight poons his penis becomes flat. Ultimate goal
The man had sex with so many tight virgins he became flat-stanely.