Flat cap man is Ville Valo, the singer of the Finnish band HIM. He is called Flat cap man for wearing his signature Flat cap.
You: “Wanna see a new picture of Flat cap man?”
Friend: “Oh nooo! Yes! And he can have a flat cap party with us!”
Going fast as hell in something that's not supposed to go that fast.
We were going across the Mississippi bridge flat foot rolling...
After having a coffee enema, anal sex is conducted until ejaculation, leading to a milk coffee coloured liquid spurting out of the anus of the receiver.
I was doing a coffee cleanse and one thing led to another and all of a sudden I had a Flat White to go all over the bed sheets.
a person who do to much and dosent get any attention from it.
Slang for Xanax bars relating to their unique shape and thickness
Sorry bro I lost my phone can I check your couch, I'm smacked off the flats
Commonly used to describe a girl with the tits of a 10 year old annorexic male. Can be referenced to as an acronym, meaning "Forever Lacking Any Titties".
Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you joking?? She's as flat as the Great Plains!
Alternatively, with the acronym in place...
Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you kidding me? She is, and will forever, be F.L.A.T
(The first instance is much more commonly used)