Where you do some absolute crunching tackles on the pitch at school, And halfway line shots, sucks being that kit in goal, One time I got tackled in the head and it was a fucking penalty to the other team and they sent it 60 feet over the bar, Brazilians
Are you ready to kill billy in School Football today?
Where you do some absolute crunching tackles on the pitch at school, And halfway line shots, sucks being that kit in goal, One time I got tackled in the head and it was a fucking penalty to the other team and they sent it 60 feet over the bar, Brazilians
Are you ready to kill billy in School Football today?
All college football players experience this during fall camp. You either want to jump off a cliff or will be willing to have sex with a 1. You will contemplate life and your career with this syndrome
“Yo bro I think I’m done after this year”
“Bro that’s just that football camp syndrome kicking in”
Dumb logic this originated because a lot of football there is bad math being used
Man what type of logic is this? Football math?
The color of an aggie girls butthole after a long game of hide the weiner!
Did you see the color of my sisters butthole last night?!? It wasn’t anything like those shitty UT cheer uniforms, it resembled more of a maroon football!
When an aggie tried brown town for the first time!
Can you believe that girl let me maroon football her!
When a male aggie penetrates a females butthole for the first time!
I still can’t believe that she let me maroon football her after the game last night! It was messy