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A French whore who has a lot a shit on a lot of purfume
She smells like a French horse
Having intercourse with a baguette or similar French style bread then finishing inside and applying it to your partners head in a helmet fashion.
Samantha is a freak in bed. She let me do a French helmet to her last night!
3 people on top of each other having sex
Dude I had the best French wedge with your mom and dad last night
(Noun) The first partner readies a pot of hollandaise sauce; wearing a beret and a baguette, under one arm; all on an exercise bike, nude. The second partner then completely lubes up with half of the Hollandaise, being careful not to lower the temperature of the pot too much as this will ruin the consistency. Return to heat. Finally, with a running start and holding two live parrots; the second partner dives onto a prepared slip-and-slide, now aimed with the precision of a laser-guided missile, into the partners' awaiting orifice. The anal cavity is traditional, but records indicate that any orifice works.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.
Dude 1: "Did you hear; Stacy gave Deborah a French Grunt?"
Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*
You enjoy having your ears bleed. It is very debatable if this can even be considered music. You can find this abomination of creation on a channel called Frenchcore Hardcore.
Person 1: Yo, I like listening to French uptempo
Person 2: I like pushing through the Maginot Line and slaughtering innocent French people.
The insertion of the tongue into the earhole in order to lubricate it for further sexual contact via the ear
Charlie gave Hetty a quick french sandle as he didn't want to go in dry again
A mutually agreed upon meetup between two individuals, in which one party believes the meetup is happening for the purpose of possibly leading to some kind of Romantic relationship and/or sex, while simultaneously the other party due to avoidable or unavoidable miscommunication believes the meetup is more akin to "hanging out." This kind of date is considered a "French" one because "hanging out" is usually what people from France mean when they say "go on a date." "French date" can also refer to two friends just "hanging out" alone. However, the definition is especially relevant when only one party believes it is a traditional date.
"Yo." Jonathan said. "How was your date with the hot French chick you met a few days ago?"
"It was a French date." I replied.
"You French kissed?" Jonathan asked.
"No." I replied "She doesn't speak English well and she thought I was asking her to 'just hang out' when I said 'wanna go on a date?' and she has no interest in having a relationship with anyone."
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