natural gas pipeline

Colon; Tube that conveys your natural gas to the outside world.

I think that breakfast burrito is making its way through my natural gas pipeline...you'll smell it soon enough.

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gas, ass, or grass

What some people consider the rules of hitchhiking, where the hitchhiker, upon pickup or throughout the trip, must either provide: 1)Gas for the car, 2)Some type of sexual satisfaction, or 3)Some type of drug, usually marijuana.

Hitchhiker: Yo dude, can i get a ride?
Dude: Gas, ass, or grass.
Hitchhiker: *pulls out baggie* Grass.

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Airman Ga Taosenai

Airman Ga Taosenai (エアーマンが倒せない Eāman ga Taosenai - "Cannot Defeat Airman") is a Japanese song that became an Internet Meme in Japan. The song is by Team.Nekokan, and depicts a man that initially cannot pass the Heat Man stage in Mega Man 2 because he keeps falling into the lava underneath the disappearing blocks. He says that if he had the Jet Sled, otherwise known as Item 2, he could easily get by just by flying across. However to do this he must defeat Airman, in which to his dismay, he cannot defeat. He says he cannot dodge the tornadoes that Airman fires, and He also says that he jumps behind him and fire repeatedly, but the wind pushes him back regardless. He also attempts the Time Barrage glitch, but again against a tornado it is "meaningless". He says that Airman would be "a breeze to defeat" if he had the Leaf Shield which you acquire after beating Woodman, however he cannot beat Woodman either. He says that he cannot dodge the falling leaves, and he jumps back to avoid him, but despite that Woodman always closes the distance. Once again he attempts the Time Barrage glitch, but he still cannot avoid his jump. During the times when he is going through the stages, he uses up all of his E-Tanks, meaning he can't use them in the boss fight. To this he responds that next time, he will only use the E-Tank at the very last moment.

From Airman Ga Taosenai:

Japanese:"AITEMU ni gou ga areba raku ni mukou no kishi made tsuku kedo nankai yattemo nankai yattemo EEAMAN ga taosenai yo"

English:"If I had Item-2 I could easily reach the other side but...no matter what, however many times I try...I cannot defeat Airman!"

after school gas

The large amounts of gas you emit after a long day of holding it in at school

I could not stop farting after school, i had some BAD after school gas

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Gas n' Go

When You walk by a group of friends who are socializing and you stop by them to fart and continue on as if nothing has happened. They will get pissed off and blame each other for your comic Relief.

"Dude do you smell that?"
"Yeah, I think Omar just pulled a Gas n Go."
"Son of a Bitch!"

Gas n' Go gas gassy fart smell stink

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Kono DIO Ga

It is often mistaken by "Kono Dio Da! (このディオだ!)" but it is different.

This phrase appears in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Part 3.
DIO yells this line as he is getting teared up in half by Jotaro's Star Platinum.

"Kono DIO Ga!" means "I'm DIO!" according to the caption.

Jotaro's Star Platinum: Cracks DIO's Stand, The World's leg causing DIO to be ripped in half
DIO: Impossible! Kono DIO Ga...!

Minju ga-tto

Lit "Minju at it again!"

When Kim Minju makes a mistake IZ*ONE members tease her saying "Minju ga-tto!" (or Minju ga-ddo).

"Did Minju drop the vase? Minju ga-tto!"
"Minju forgot the dance moves... Minju ga-tto!"