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That Perplexing cum that you thought you had cleaned up after spanking the dolphin. The cum that, to your dismay, soils you boxers, pants, and sometimes shoes.
(A man pulls up pants after taking care of business) "Goddamnit, I thought I cleaned all that shit off! Now it's all in my boxers and dripping down my leg!"
It looks like he should have checked for ghost cum!
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In Miami, on the coast
There lives a 4 foot 0 ghost
Be careful of his nasty tricks
The master of dives & penalty kicks
Pessidog: "Bro did you hear the ghost of Miami got a hat trick against a bottom table club he's the goat right"
Guy 2: "I watched the match he only scored penalties he got from diving"
The ghost: "camera wowo"
Pessidog: "AHH A GHOST"
Guy 2: "I know how to stop him. Bayern! Bayern! Bayern!
(Ghost runs away)
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When you're cuddling and someone lightly and slowly grazes your skin or the hairs of your skin with their fingertips and it makes you get goosebumps because it feels niiice. Usually best with one who is good with his or her hands.
We were cuddling and he gave me ghost tickles - it was so erotic.
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A used condom floating in a swimming pool
Damn, you see that pool ghost floating in the hotel hot tub?!
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When a user on Facebook "likes" another users comment left on a status without donating their two cents in the actual conversation at hand.
Reasons for this maybe because:
(1) have nothing to contribute to the status.
(2) don't want to receive useless notifications by liking/commenting the actual status or
(3) it was that damn good of a comment and worthy of receiving props.
Chervony: "Molly keeps Ghost Liking the comments I leave on Diaz' status'! It's like she's here with us listening to our every word!"
Ben Dover: "I feel her presence in this status."
(Chervony and Ben Dover embrace each other in fear)
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When an event from your past haunts you while you're fapping.
Oh man, I can't stop thinking about her, she comes into my mind everytime I'm jerking off...she's like a fap ghost.
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When you intentionally maim yourself so that you lose permanent feeling in your finger for the sake of better anal stimulation.
My girlfriend was out of town for the week, so I had to give myself the ol' Ghost Finger.
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