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on the 11th day of any month you can cum in your girlfriend
“ayo bro it’s the 11th today, that means it’s national cum in girlfriend day”
“that’s sick i’m going to do it now”
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Personal computer, specifically a reference to the monitor; used to describe those who spend too much time online or otherwise "involved" with their computer.
We broke up because s/he spends too much time with the square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend.
Turn off the square-headed boyfriend/girlfriend and come drink with us tonight!
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A gay crunkcore band who
nobody listens to unless they either want to laugh or want attention. The only band member doesn't look completely like a fucktard is probably Jon who just looks like a generic emo kid other than that they all look pretty frikin retarded hey at least they don't look like Black Veil Brides but seriously I listened to them once and my bleach ran away, my wife left me, I got terminal ear cancer, my computer killed itself halfway into Problem, the bank took my house for having a horrible taste in music and now all my cells turned into cancer cells and all my melanin left my skin because I could not live with this kind of music anymore and so I'm transparent now, and since all my brain cells are gone Igh forgt gow teo spel:
If you listen to Black Veil Brides or unicorns killed my girlfriend you can automatically turn in your scene card or emo card exchange it for a retard card.
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When you get a girlfriend and forget all your other friends. Your girlfriend then becomes the only friend you have.
Dude 1: Where has Tom been? He doesn't come to our bro fests anymore.
Dude 2: Don't be expecting him anytime soon. He got trapped in a girlfriend bubble just last week.
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She is just a girlfriend I could never not have, if I didn't have her my life can only be described as shit. She will never not be able to make you happy, she is caring, intelligent and really fucking hot. If your ever lucky enough to have her you need to treat her like a goddess.
My GirlFriend the best one is mine
celebrating with ur emo gf post them bc emo is kool and give them kithes :)
hey “Happy Emo girlfriend Day” let’s go do kool emo stuff
a boyfriend who doesn’t care about there girlfriend.and always on the game . or either they got hoes , and playing you :)
not paying attention to your girlfriend..