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Definition 1: A type of ham that ham-haters like, with alot of ass.
Definition 2: A common chat up line usually used on a bus to attract the opposite sex.
Person 1: Hey, that guy has got the biggest ass with ham that i've seen!
Person 2: You should see my sausage with scrotum!
Guy: Hey, ass with ham ;)
Girl: (Grabs crotch with excitment!) ooooohhhhhh!!!
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Discovered the fateful morning of February 8th, by Kurtis Schwartzentruber. The vagina ham is the first documented slab of Ham discovered to have a formation disturbingly familiar to the vagina. The ham is entirely real and was originally going to be sold on E-bay but the hams owner devoured the ham, including the vagina.
Picture to be included upon publishing. Trust me it's amazing.
Holy shit, that ham has a vagina. It must be a vagina ham.
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To be overly drunk, beyond black out; and have no way of coming back any time soon.
"Dude, I was so canned hammed after 18 beers last night at the bar, it was ridiculous."
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The flabby, jiggly skin hanging from a woman's upper arms. They resemble the legs of a pig; which the ham hock, a cut of meet, is taken from.
I need to go to the gym so I can work on my ham hocks.
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v. to literally go ham, as in the lunch meat. Can also be equivalent to going H.A.M., however both can be related to a club. Or to choose ham over another meat or vegetarian option.
'Did you see that episode of Invader Zim where he and Dib went ham?'
'Actually, they went bologna'
'Man you were crazy out there.'
'Yeah, when somebody antagonizes me I always go ham.'
'And what will you be having?'
'I'm gonna go ham.'
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An enjoyable experience for all those involved.
I had to cut my web surfing short because...
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a guy or girl with an over-sized penis that is odd shaped.
guy 1:hey dude that isnt right
girl1:what u dont like it?
guy 1:NO y would i like a girl with a penis especiallay with MAN -HAM
girl1:didnt i tell u i had a susprise in stored
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