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Making whoopy with an elk (Canada's answer to the South Carolina horse).
I see you bought an elk. Trying out some of Canada's History, eh?
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A sexual act in which a man wears antlers, pushes the Stanley cup up his partner's vagina and pours maple syrup down her asshole.
Hey, I get to learn Canada's history later tonight.
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A sexual act where a moose fucks a man or woman, and at the same time is eating maple syrup out of someones asshole, whom of which tries to mutter the Canadian national anthem while masturbating into the Stanley Cup.
We're going to go try Canada's History out in the woods tonight.
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An annual orgy held in Ottawa during the Stanley Cup series wherein the participants will only copulate with moose antlers using maple syrup as lubricant.
I've been stretching my sphincter out a lot, prepping for this year's Canada's History
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A month of celebration of the lives of black people past and present.
That cracker is not going to fuck with those guys on black history month, he's going to keep walking. Besides, he knows their tricks.
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A day of celebration in Canada honouring Celine Dion. Traditionally the celebrations are started by Wayne Gretzky taking a diarrhea poo into Celine Dions mouth while she attemps to sing the Canadian national anthem. At noon on this great day rabid tequila fed Bears, Cougars, Moose, and Beavers are then set loose by the thousands in downtown Toronto to rape, kill, and eat whatever they please. Celebrations are concluded by Avril Lavigne finger banging a Canadian Goose to orgasm while Wayne Gretzky in turn fornicates her with a golden jewel encrusted hockey stick.
"Dude did you watch Canadian History? The viscosity of Wayne Gretzky's diarhea poo this year was amazing!"
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A depraved sexual act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Me: I gave this girl all of Canada's History.
Him: You even got your hands on the Stanley Cup?
Me: It was, sadly, just a replica.
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