Human Racist

Human Racist. Term used to describe someone that hates all humans, no matter their color, sex,religious beliefs, age, or sexual preference.

I hate everyone equally, I'm a Human Racist.

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The Human Torch

First, you must have sex with a girl (MUST BE GINGER OR REDHEAD)

When ejaculating, pull out and blow your load on the girls hair, then when finished, spike her hair up.

"Dude, i just tottaly gave that ginger girl The Human Torch last night"

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human garbage

A woman that makes her daughter date a guy because she cannot accept her daughter's sexuality. Usually accompanied by a husband that will hit on the daughter's girlfriend and get mad when he is rejected.

A dirty whore blocked me on instagram because is human garbage.

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human nature

(Idiom) What is natural to humans. These traits are considered to be bad by society in general.


(n.) A madonna song with lyrics that pretty much sum up how to sell records without a huge deal of talent.

Human nature; Stealing, lying (Considered to be bad, but is a rather useful trait if done well), hating, jealousy, greed etc.

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human dishwasher

WOMAN!!!

man:GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
human dishwasher: i have rights too
man: *mutters* i made the chain too long

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Human Papillomavirus

See HPV
HPV is a STD that is contracted through anal, oral, or vaginal sex. It can also be transmitted by skin to skin contact.

HPV is the leading and most dangerous STD.

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human torch

An absolutely flaming fag. One who radiates the aura of desperately wanting to bang men in their bums.

I can't stand working in this office with the frickin Human Torch.

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