Im so sick of lying you gotta know that

Naeun from apink in the intro for their song i’m so sick

Person 1 - Im so sick of lying you gotta know that
Person 2 - Ok

im lune and i LOOOVE furry porn!!

lune likes to watch furry porn that’s what

“im lune and i LOOOVE furry porn!!”
“Me too let’s watxh together”

sends fuerry prob link

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I may be from the bog but Im not turf

Refers to people living in the Irish countryside or just outside Dublin. Sarcasm - Im not thick

Are you serious? I may be from the bog but Im not turf

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Im sick of sex i just want love

When you look past your short term goals.

God, im sick of sex i just want love 😭😭

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Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

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I Still Haven't found What Im Looking For

One of the greatest songs written by one of the greatest bands- U2. The song is from the Joshua Tree which is, by far, their best album.

Guy- Hey whats the greatest song ever
Guy 2- I Still Haven't found What Im Looking For
Guy- By U2?

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IMsing

The act of annoying a friend of yours by typing out lyrics into their IM window. Or an act of boredom.

gemff6 6:13 PM: damn
gemff6 6:13 PM: i shoulda wore a lamb
gemff6 6:13 PM: skin condam
gemff6 6:13 PM: like john claud vandam
gemff6 6:13 PM: damn my nose fell off
gemff6 6:13 PM: what am i a leapord?
gemff6 6:13 PM: *leapard
TheScarletGem 6:13 PM: (truth be told, skin condoms aren't as trustworthy, as they are porous and can let stuff thru)
gemff6 6:14 PM: (lol)
TheScarletGem 6:14 PM: (My advice is: you sticks with the latex, but if allergy's a pain there's polyurethane)
TheScarletGem 6:15 PM: jesus
gemff6 6:15 PM: (ITS A RAP SONG, NOT ME I DONT NEED CONDOMS!!)

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