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A sad, pathetic looking car that has extreme desire to be another automobile. Generally used to transport elderly to the market, early-bird specials and church. A general nuisance to other people do to its small tires and inability to go the speed limit. A perfect fit for any senior citizen.
Ed was driving his lady-car well below the speed limit to the early bird special when he hit a pot hole and the car's small tires went flat.
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This is that fucking know it all dick face that’s never wrong and thinks all others are idiots. He is one cheap mother fucker who wears pants that were purchased at the food market. He would eat dog shit out of the trash can to save a couple of nickels. And most of all he is a lazy steaming pile of shit, just like most of the words that come out of his mouth that only seems to close when there is a cock in it.
That guy is such an ignorant carl, I would like to clean my asshole with his tooth brush.
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The best type of car
Cars nickname:sneaker chin
It will erase you in any type of challenge,Thanos car is big and carries a lot of Thanos bricks,larger then Jupiter(not really)buy one now.
Hey dude wanna hop in my Thanos car
OMG YOU HAVE A THANOS CAR
YUP
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When you bring your car to a halt, and leave it in a stationary position.
Or, when you blow some fat rails of coke off your homie Josh's ass.
Hey, Josh, can we bring your car to a halt, and leave it locked and secured.
Also, after we park a car would you mind removing your pants, and allowing me to snort some coke off your ass?
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A useless creature who, when on a road trip, never (or rarely) leaves the car to use the bathroom or get food. They can typically be observed with a pillow, blanket, or gameboy-like object.
We stopped to use the bathroom at 7-11 but Jenny the car toad didn't have to go.
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The only exception with the word ‘jap’ that doesn’t make it offensive cause the Japs did revenge to America by destroying their auto industry with their crazy reliable car.
A car that looks totally fucked but the fucker still runs at 400K miles on the clock.
I got this jap car 5 years ago when it had 350,000 miles on the odo, I only had to replace the serpentine belt and do oil changes.
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the act of sleeping in your car when you are too drunk to drive home, usually after a party. Hangovers may occur.
"I was so wasted after Mike's last night that I had to do some car-bunking until I was sober enough to drive home."
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