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A shitty airline with amazing staff members.
"Hey Bro, I'm going onto San International Airlines!"
"Yo bro, watch out, it's not a good airline"
probably the worst school in the world let alone Sharjah with drunk teachers and dumb kids they always make you pass no matter what and every exam has like nothing to do with what you studied
Bro: Hey should I join AL Maarifa international private school?
Me: Bro no that school is a animal park with dumb teachers don't join it
Bro: understandable have a horrible day
international hug tyrah day. everyone gets a free hug from Tyrah Antonio. (even the wet people😏)
“Can i have a hug tyrah” is what you need to say on international hug Tyrah day
7/25/2023
On the day of July 25th. The man, the myth, the legend Connor (last name redacted) was born. This event was foretold to occur by MegaMan X who never lies. On this day in 2023 Connor encountered a scenario that involved the transfers of 5 dollar bills between 2 parties, no transaction but merely trading 5 dollars. This ethical dilemma destroyed Connor's brain and he had to rest
Von happy birthday Connor
Connor: it's not my birthday
Von: sure it is it's international Connor day!!!
Following on from the misadventures of 2022, International Peringa Day - or PerinGala as it's colloquially known - is a day of remembrance for soft tissue damage, unexpected nudity, questionable choices and Dominos pizza delivery drivers.
Whilst the origins are hazy and somewhat lost in PeringaFog, it rumoured that there is a trove of misinformation and digitally altered photos closely guarded by the chosen one in the vault, accessible to a chosen few.
Regardless of the origins, the current accepted remembrance ceremony is centred around red wine, overheated spas and getting Holmaned.
I'm off too Sydney Street to get Holmaned for International Peringa Day.
A derogatory name for the ISM
"Join the International Stupidity Movement today - because stupidity is a human right! "