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Some jerky dude who was all like, "No Lucifer you cant have anything but I be God so I get it all!!!" Then he was all like, "I'll make a dude & chick from ribs & dirt & stuff!"
The he was all like, "Damn, even though I'm all powerful I messed up. Better kill all des people!"
Then In the end all Christians died & everyone was happy.
Dude one: I just finished Harry Potter, what now?
Dude two: Read the Bible God does all kinds of fake magic!!
Dude one: Head explodes
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The man people turn to when they have murdered someone because no matter how many people you murder God won't give a fuck as long as you don't talk shit about him.
(Me) - I just murdered everyone in the church... oh well god will be alright with it, it's not like I committed blasphemy or anything.
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An imaginary creature that human being make up so they have something to keep them alive
"god"
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god is a beautiful being, full of light and love. how dare you commoners call him these names when himself has planted the ground that thou walks upon! The hyms praising him bring joy to my heart, and any excuse to do extra chapel lessons is a good excuse. God hath made you equaly and in his eyes you are all great. However, may those of you who disagree with me-burn in the fiery pit of hell reserved for sinners who do not love god. You shall be condemned do doom, may you be smited you commoners.
may god live on in the glory of heaven, our father. AMEN!
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God was popular slang among 90’s New York rappers. It meant the same thing as “man”, “son”, or “nigga”, but was based in the religious views of the Five-Percenter Nation an afro-centric religious group founded in New York
Bang
Yo Nas,
Yo what the fuck is this bullshit on the radio son?
Nas
Chill, Chill that the shit God, chill.
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